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¿Y cómo les explico que tengo una obsesión por tener más vida virtual que real?
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ramennochibi:

The first thing that occurred to me was “HE’S A SHE?”

marionto:

There’s an early New Girl episode wherein real-life Morton Salt Girl Zooey Deschanel’s character, Jess, is unable to say the word “penis.” Seriously. She stutters out other p-words like “pee-pee” and “petunia.” I mean, so adorbz, right??? She’s not like those frightening brassy ladies who are unashamed to say the proper names of genitals! I am glad to hear, Grown Gentleman, that this kind of deliberately non-threatening sexuality doesn’t do it for you. Because anyone who’s seeking the kind of woman who says “pee-pee” might as well just make love to a Hello Kitty lunchbox.
- Why Do Women Love Acting Like Twee Little Girls

marionto:

There’s an early New Girl episode wherein real-life Morton Salt Girl Zooey Deschanel’s character, Jess, is unable to say the word “penis.” Seriously. She stutters out other p-words like “pee-pee” and “petunia.” I mean, so adorbz, right??? She’s not like those frightening brassy ladies who are unashamed to say the proper names of genitals! I am glad to hear, Grown Gentleman, that this kind of deliberately non-threatening sexuality doesn’t do it for you. Because anyone who’s seeking the kind of woman who says “pee-pee” might as well just make love to a Hello Kitty lunchbox.

Why Do Women Love Acting Like Twee Little Girls

bettydraperlookingpissed:

Looking pissed because she can’t believe Sally is wearing a black headband with a white dress. 

Jamás había tenido ocasión de preguntarse: “¿Por qué las cosas son como son?” ¿Por qué debía molestarse, cuando las cosas siempre eran tan perfectas tal como eran? ¿Por qué las cosas son como son? La pregunta que no tiene respuesta, y hasta entonces había sido tan bienaventurado que ni siquiera había sabido que la pregunta existiera.
Philip Roth en Pastoral Americana

Quiero uno @angelicagonflo

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getradified:

dukeofmegadeus:

myinnerfrankcastle:

Remember when floppy disks could save/destroy the world?

1MB was a dangerous thing

1.44MB - The extra .44 makes all the difference.

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pleatedjeans:

“accidental” wrong link on a final research paper. via

retrogasm:

Welcome the new purple overlords…

No worries yet…

Here is a nice tool to back up your whole tumblr in case you might need to move http://www.zark.be/software/TumblRipper.html

tastefullyoffensive:

Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal

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