July 2012
50 posts
“Ya va a venir el día;
la mañana, la mar, el meteoro, van
en pos de tu...”
– Los desgraciados - César Vallejo en Poemas Humanos
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“Dos hombres acusados de infringir conjuntamente la ley han sido confinados por...”
– El dilema del prisionero o estrategias amorosas.
How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If...
*Man walks into a store and finds employee*
Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
Man: I never filled out an application.
Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
Employee:
Man:
Employee:
Man: Fuck you, slut.
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– María, la inauguradora del blog Gravity, aquí
“According to data from LAPOP, political parties have the lowest level of...”
– Esto y otras reflexiones cuestionables, acá.
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Karma Negativo: Mi papá militaba en el Partido... →
karmanegativo:
Mi papá militaba en el Partido Mexicano Socialista, según me cuenta. En las elecciones de 1988 apoyó activamente a Cárdenas, junto a su grupo de amigos/compañeros se iban a los mitines y a pegar propaganda; mi mamá les hacía el engrudo.
Cuando ocurrió el fraude del 88 (conocido por todos) marchó…
